I don't give a rat’s ass!

Today I had the pleasure to take my first entrepreneurial Management Class with Mr. Imran Jawed. To be very frank i had no idea what the hell entrepreneurship was and it was a bit embarrassing to look at the teacher with those all knowing eyes and nodding of head like i was the best entrepreneur in the class when in my heart i knew my mind was blank just like the streets were on 12th of May 2007.

The Highlight of the class was when Mr Imran highlighted some of the problems that students have presented to him over the years when not submitting reports/assignments on time like Lost USB,No ink in the printer etc etc then he said i don't care what the problem is(no surprises there) if you are late then you will be penalized but then he said what caught my attention was that I don’t care what your problems are I have "LOT of those my self”. Isn’t it true why should he give a rat's ass for our problems...........Ponder :D.

Questions that just tick me off !

Questions that just tick me off !

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These are some sample questions kids all over my neighborhood ask me regularly and after hearing them i have to take a deep breath and calm my self otherwise homicidal thoughts come into my mind.

1. Bro windows ON nahi ho rahi hai.
(wtf !, I have been asked this question like 1000 or more times. )

2. Bhai Kon sa antivirus best hai,I use Norton ?
(thought in mind:read the reviews @#$%^ ).

3. Bhai is software ka crack/serial nahi mil raha hai dhoondh dein ?
(Abey kia mein nay theka lay rakha hai ?).

4. Bhai xyz game nahi chal raha chala dein ?
( If u cant run it shove it @#$%^)

5. Bro yeh rar files kaisay khulti hain ?
(thought in mind: Beta jaisay iftar khulta hai na waisay hi khulti hain.)